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punctures:

envyadams:

that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life

#allison

ahhh, fuck it
- Ancient Proverb, usu. said before the submission of a subpar homework assignment esp. near the end of an academic semester. (via nydotr)
smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

turbo1nix:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

peskytimepirate:

Sometimes I forget that wings are bird’s arms and when I see them flying I just think “Where the fuck are their arms????”

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD